Dale samples Brooklyn’s finest artisinal jams and jerkies, has an audition for his midriff, and withers in the blistering sun. Special thanks to Rebecca Rothbaum for leading him to the Hall of Foodies. Image via/

Dale fogs over during meetings with sales managers in San Francisco, laments the loss of a favorite snack, and steals precious time between grasshopper mudslides, to get in some live tv tweeting at his niece’s birthday party.

Dale heralds the start of a new age, tweets along with single people, and offers safe haven to Sandra Lee.

Dale nearly scores at an assisted living facility, suggests some alternative edibles for arranging and rides the rails to engage in a riveting plus delta discussion. Note: Happy Birthday, Gowanus Canal! On May 29, 1664 you got the approval to be dredged! I’d light a candle, but I’m worried you’d catch fire! Listeners: Celebrate the…

Dale incorporates his new city state while recounting more about his time in Ohio and wishing mothers around the world a special day. Note: Thanks to Silas and Kitty Watson for their hospitality and for their fearless bat-nabbing skills.